She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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