Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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