If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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