i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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