what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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