Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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