I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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