He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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