Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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