He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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