I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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