But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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