Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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