Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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