White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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