Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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