$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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