Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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