I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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