your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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