The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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