needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You pole danced in your parka.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Randomize
