This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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