Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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