They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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