are you still at the devil's house?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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