Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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