we should wear snuggies to the strip club
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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