hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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