I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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