Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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