Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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