I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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