she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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