Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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