Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
did you just send me my own nude
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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