I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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