STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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