There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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