Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Reggie can tackle my bush.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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