I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
either way he was missing a nipple.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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