is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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