Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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