idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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