It's like a parade of train wrecks.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
