Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
did i walk over a car last night?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Randomize
