I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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