If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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