All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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