please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
third nipple confirmed
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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