dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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