When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
